But I love sports. Mike: Get that thing away from me, you guys! Okay? As long as it doesn't come near us, we're going to be okay. Mr. Waternoose: There is nothing more toxic or deadly than a human child. The camera loves me. Sulley awkwardly does his best to comfort her. Mike: Well, I don't think that date could have gone any worse! You! Sulley fits the piece into the door. I wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have you. Boo squeals with delight. See? I'm sorry we're stuck out here. Monster Kid: Morning, Mike! Little Boy: (o.s.) That wasn't real. He leans next to the door, opens the door and roars. Just the other day, someone asked me who I thought the most beautiful monster was in all of Monstropolis, and you know what I said? Whoaaaaa! ), (Sulley and Mike run out of the restaurant, leaving the MI gym bag behind. He grabs the Scream Extractor and forces it away from Boo. He hears the echoey voices of Randall and Fungus, which grow clearer as Sulley gets closer to them.). ), Waiters: ! Sulley: The power's out. Fungus puts on a pair of three-eyed grouch glasses. He's not crying, neither should you Or we'll be in trouble 'Cause they're gonna find us So please stop crying right now , (Boo stops crying. (Mike looks up at the Yeti as though he's insane.). It stops in front of a pile of hiker paraphernalia piled in the corner of the cave. (to car) Bye, baby! (A monster photographer is about to take a picture of a happy monster couple.). I've never seen anything like you today! All right, come with us, sir. It's a work in progress, it's gonna get better. We're closed. Mike: (grunts) Oof! Mike: Sulley, I'd like to think that given the circumstances, I have been extremely forgiving up 'til now, but that is a horrible idea! The three ride off across the vault. Hot air balloon? Mike sits in the evaluator's chair.). , (A female monster scream is heard as the crowd of monsters run across the stage the other way. In a moment all the apartment windows are glowing brightly. You took the lead! Take your hands off me. This is how Outtakes and company play goes in Ryan's Adventures of Monsters, Inc. . Wa-wa-wait a second. Waternoose: Hmmm, must have missed the memo. (Boo is riding Randall, pulling his fronds! Or was that the wind? (As Mike was amazed to see himself on TV, the phone rings, and Mike grabs the receiver.). Pow-pow-pow-pow-pow! On the TV, a bank of lights illuminate and flare brightly.). Giant slingshot? I'm a natural! You know, there's more to life than scaring. Sulley: Hey, fellas! Flat-liningflat-lining Sulley: Uh, Mike, I think she's getting tired. (Bile shuffles nervously away from the animatronic kid.). (Sulley can't quite believe his eyes. Sulley: (yelling up to Ted) Hey, Ted! Celia: Thanks. You've been jealous of my good looks since the fourth grade, pal. (Later in the bathroom, Sulley brushes his teeth, while Mike stands on his arm.). A multi-tentacled monster sushi chef prepares elegant meals as waiters waltz by with Sushi. Mike tosses the microphone and runs to her. (Randall and Fungus coming running down the hall, crashing after Sulley and Mike. Jerry: Okay, people, Eastern Seaboard coming online. Needleman: You're messing up the scene! (Mike opens the door, but sees only other doors stacked behind it.). ), (Mike enters the room and jumps on the bed. (fakes a cough). Uhm, so to confirm, then, you did find the ah Fungus: Oh, huzzah! Carefully matching every child to their ideal monster, to produce superior scream, refined into clean, dependable energy. Mike: (singing like a Drill Sergeant) I don't know, but it's been said. Nothing is more important than our friendship. You're making him lose his focus. ), (Sulley activates Boo's door. (And a mighty roar it is. (amused) Ha-ha! Randall's eyes narrow. Mike: To drive it! The two dozen doors glide towards the vault. Yes! CDA agents walk onto the stage and grab Waternoose.). Loch Ness, Big Foot, The Abominable Snowman. What'd you do, forget to check if her stupid hood was up, you big dope?! Waternoose, Fandom's centric resource about film knowledge, Do Not Sell or Share My Personal Information. Well, that is just-- (beat) Wait a minute, the sun is coming up. ), (Yellow-suited figures known as the CDA rappel through the windows from the ceiling overhead. Ms. Fearmonger is on vacation, would you like her voicemail? The lights surge. (Celia hangs up the intercom phone with a smile. Temperature's a balmy 65 degrees, which is good news for you reptiles, and it looks like it's gonna be a perfect day to maybe, hey, just lie in bed, sleep in, or simply (gets annoyed) WORK OUT THAT FLAB THAT'S HANGING OVER THE BED!!! Waternoose yells at him from behind the machine.). Mike: Whoo! Mike: Hello? Good morning, Monstropolis. This whole thing is Randall's fault! Well done, James. ), (Sulley covers the picture as Mike approaches.). ), (Later, Mike holds a broom with a crude drawing of a child's face taped to the end.). Nearby CDA agents nervously step away.). Sulley: OOOOOO!! Doesn't that matter? But hey, we need ushers! Sulley looks down on Boo, who is crying. Mike: (v.o.) Claws' assistant slaps him across the face again.). (He opens the door, and there is polka music coming from the inside of the door.). Prepare for decontamination. Mr. Waternoose: (to camera) Of course. (Randall watches the trio cling to the door hanging overhead. ), (Suddenly, there is a thump noise behind him. Waternoose: I'll kidnap a THOUSAND children before I let this company die! His little demp hasn't quite done the trick; she's still afraid.). Mike: Somebody's gotta take care of you, you big hairball. Get that gator! ), (The floor is dark and empty as Sulley walks to Mike's desk.). (hands Charlie his crutch) Here, take this. We got Boo home. It pins them to the wall. Come on! Sulley, Mike and Boo burst from the tool panel doorway and run down the hall. (The CDA agents lead Waternoose out of the simulator room.). The lights return to normal levels.). Inside, Mary sings. The traffic sign changes from "DON'T STALK" to "STALK", replacing the red hand and the green monster walking. Oh, come on. (Sulley drags Mike away. ), (A kid sleeps in bed. Follow it! Sulley: No, no! Waternoose: (calling to CDA) No, wait, wait. Second of all, you're nuts if you think kidnapping me is gonna help you cheat your way to the top! Give her the!!!! Simulation terminated. Mike: Look out. Boo waves goodbye, taunting.). (he rewinds the tape and plays it.). Randall: Oh, for. what did you do wrong this time? A sign light above the Scare Floor changes from "STANDBY" to "SCARE", replacing the red monster to a green monster. superimposed over it. Mike: WHAT?! Transformersprimefan: And action. (A circular shower curtain flies up around George, yelping in terror. Splish! CDA agent #1: Move, move, move! Hmm-hmm. Hoo-hoo! Boo runs into the room, happy to be home. Not when we're so close to breaking the record. DO SOMETHING!!! All is quiet. Come on, it's time to move. The least you can do is pay attention! (SMACK! Mike: I like everything about you. (CRASH! , (George Sanderson, Josh Rivera and a green cyclops pop out from behind the door props as they sing with Mike and Sulley.). Now, let's move! Mike and Sulley are panic-stricken.). (Later at the Monstropolis street, the camera closes on a newspaper stand with headline: "ROLLING BLACKOUTS EXPECTED." Do I see one-twenty? (The helicopters turn around and begin to fly away. ), (Mike is able to open the door and clamor in to the bedroom inside. (snore! If I recall properly, monsters inc was originally released without the bloopers and play portion in theaters. Fungus: (impatiently) THE FRONT PAGE! (A CDA agent stands in front of the apartment buildings. (to Sulley) It's your mom. The child may have escaped! Sulley gasps in horror. Sulley: Okay, how 'bout I sit here until you fall asleep? Everyone in the restaurant turns towards Mary. Surely she's gone down. Coming through! Fungus: I did a simple calculation factoring in the size of the sushi restaurant. ("Irasshaimase!" The lights in the apartment surge. The kid inside screams. 2 GmingScout5572 3 yr. ago The bloopers are in the extras tab 2 Ajs1004 3 yr. ago I have no memory of that. Clinging to Randall like a bucking bronco, Boo grabs a bat and wallops Randall repeatedly on the head. Just think about a few names, will you? (A little day care kid steps up to Mike. system) Attention. Okay, I think I know how to make this all go away. (Celia's eye widens, then narrows in determination. Mr. Waternoose: Well done! (The doors slam shut, leaving Sulley clearly troubled by Waternoose's words.). (Mike sets Boo down. Waternoose: Sullivan was TWICE the scarer you'll ever be! We have a toxic projectile! Sulley: I think we stopped him, Boo. Without scream, we have no power! The film centers on two . You're going to get your germs all over it. We're just two regular Joes on our way to work. Ooh, bear, ooh! Laughter emanates from all the doors. (Needleman and Smitty load the defunct door into the shredder. Randall: Get off my tail! I was just (Behind Boo is the bank of monitors, displaying a still image of Sulley's fearsome roar. I told you I'd get her card key. Is he hearing this?). Sulley: That's right, Boo. Step Brothers (2008) Bloopers, Gag Reel & Outtakes. Boo climbs down from her bed. But Sulley walks too far and falls over on the recliner he was standing on, making Mary giggle. Sulley: She's home now! Randall writhes and wiggles, but Sulley is able to subdue him. Stay calm. (SLAM! Mike: I wasn't scared, I have allergies. Then he bursts into the room. Whoa, whoa, whoa. ), (Randall looks up, but Mike is gone. MI is prepared for the future. Aah! Anyone? Two geeky monsters, Needleman and Smitty, straighten one of them.). (singing and dancing out of the lobby) You and me, me and you, both of us together! (Sulley opens the closet. It never would have gotten out, if you hadn't been cheating last night! Celia: Monsters, Inc., please hold. Sulley checks the carts for Mike.). Sulley turns to see Waternoose standing in the room, closing the door behind him.). I really need the key for the door he was using. Sulley: (sobbing) I can still hear her little voice. Several assistants follow suit. Don't worry. Needleman: Hey! Randall's name replaces Sulley's as number one.). ), (A pile of partially assembled doors starts to move, as if someone were stacked within it. Floor Manager: Hey, Sulley, where have you been all day? Well, listen, James, why don't you stop by the simulator after lunch today and give us the scare demonstration we talked about, huh? Tiny Monster Wife: Have a good day, sweetie. Oh! I went and got her card key, and now I have her card key. Of course I was the ball (The kid looks on, skeptically. Mike: You know, I am so romantic, sometimes I think I should just marry myself! I'm a nice guy. Testing, testing. Mike: I'm telling you, pal, when that wall went up, you should've seen the look on Waternoose's face. Sulley lends the pipe around the handles to secure it. Mike knows he's dying.). ), (He runs to the end of the platform which sticks out precariously over a sea of moving doors like the prow of a ship. ), (Mike looks back and sees Randall approaching. Help!!!! ), (A nearby albino Fungus points weakly towards the exit. Sulley lands with a thud. Ted's walking to work. How are we supposed to get to it now?! Mike sees Randall approaching from the Hawaiian door. Randall turns angrily on Fungus.). Mike: What's that thing? Boo watches him sadly from her bed. He tenses, then relaxes and hugs her back. Sounds like fun in there. Randall opens the door he's riding on and slithers into the room. ), (Randall uncamoflages in front of the door, and opens it. Ha-ha! But when the shredder does shred the door, the machine starts driving around the Scare Floor. Smitty: (calling after) Go get 'em, Mr. Sullivan!
Monsters, Inc. / Funny - TV Tropes (She blinks sleepily. (The bedroom light CLICKS off. Right into the monster world! Mike and Sulley look back at the melee, and scurry out. The end credits contained the bloopers only on the Fullscreen version, while the Widescreen version contained the original credits with no bloopers (the original DVD had both the Widescreen and Fullscreen versions on it). ), (Sulley, Mike, and Mary appear cautiously from behind a row of lockers.). If I'm not at the restaurant in five minutes, they're going to give our table away, what am I gonna tell--?! (Sulley demonstrates the "old Waternoose jump and growl". The lead article, "MONSTERS, INC. BACK ON TOP!" Sulley: We're just going through a rough time, sir. Through the snow, Sulley can barely make out a small Tibetan village. A little boy snuggles into bed as his parents' footsteps fade away from the hall. The boy, now revealed to be an animatronic, winds down and resets. Mike: Right. (Sulley finds Boo, hiding in the shadows, crying. Ricky Plesuski opens his mouth to reveal a giant set of spiked teeth. (beat) Does anyone else know about this? (Then, Sulley angrily closes the wooden door, and tries to prove that it's not "Boo"'s door.). Randall: Come on, come on, come on! Goodbye, Monsters, Inc.! Well, hello there. Sulley: (lifting Boo's head) Oh, sorry, she didn't see that. (Ms. Flint rewinds the tape, then plays it. Sulley: But she can't stay here. I think there might be a way to save her, if we can just get down to that--. (Mike opens the door. He has the child. So wait here, while I get its card key. Waternoose: When the door lands in this station, cut the power. Sulley speaks to Mary as though one might talk to a dog.). Then finally, a flush.). I'm trying to be honest, just hear me out. Another door comin' right up. Tony: (chuckling) I hear somebody's close to breaking the all-time scare record. CDA Agent: Building clear. (he spots a child's sock on George's back.) The red light above the door glows. Mike: Sir, she isn't toxic. Sulley: Oh, just doing my job, Mr. Waternoose. (Sulley grabs Mike's arm, gets him off the car, and drags him away.) Always. Mike: Oh! He's about to eject it when he notices that the light above the station is illuminated. (Randall stands menacingly over Sulley, who holds onto the bottom of the door for dear life.). Oh, how could this happen? (A scream comes from another door. Bye-bye. Mike stares in disbelief. Where did you come from? You didn't turn in your paperwork last night. [The bedroom light clicks off. He's after Boo. Besides, Sullivan got what he deserved. Don't! Children's screams are heard everywhere, filling the cans. One of these days, I am really gonna let you teach that guy a lesson. Mike: All right, come on, over the plate, let's see the old stuff here, pal. Uh-oh! They don't have anything I like here, so take care, Celia! Sulley: What were they talking about a machine? ), (Needleman tapes a yellow "X" across the door.). Do you hear me? Mike runs toward Sulley, reaching for the bear.). (They swipe Boo's card key and wait anxiously for her door to arrive. hallway, a slug monster named Chalooby mops up a puddle of green slime. ), (Mike pushes the dilapidated door over the side of the platform. Whew! I'll tell you, it's great to be here in your room. Mike: Well, I don't know about the rest of you guys, but I spotted several big mistakes. (Mike screams. Where is it? (Between each push-up, Sulley springs into the air, striking a fearsome pose and roaring. CDA Agent #1: Number One wants this place dusted for prints. ), (Meanwhile Fungus is being tossed happily into the air by the celebratory group.). The filmmakers asked permission from Toho (Godzilla's film studio) to use a Godzilla roar, but Toho turned them down, so Ted responds with a chicken cluck instead. Mike: Help! Their silhouettes are visible as they pause in front of it. All doors must be returned. Mike: No plan no plan can't think can't think. It was released on Disney+ in July 2021 . ), Sulley: (v.o.) ), (Sulley pushes a button on the door station keypad, picks Boo up and runs inside.). Mostly converted versions of the official transcripts; the rest have links to the source/transcriber. Mike: Oh, I was just thinking about the first time I laid an eye on you, how pretty you looked. Randall: Say hello to the scream extractor. Sulley: See you guys later. She grows self-conscious.). (chuckles) See, with the (annoyed) These are the jokes, kid. Sulley finds an M.I. Through! Sulley: (with hand outstretched) Hey, may the best monster win. The window of innocence is shrinking. ), (Yellow-suited figures known as the CDA rappel through the windows from the ceiling overhead. ), (Sulley keeps getting punched. (Sulley tosses Mike the can of "odorant". Just like Randall said! Its ancient history is seen in the architecture. A child's closet door rides out into the Scare Floor on an overhead track. But when the big hand points down. Well, in that case, let's keep it. She was only six! Mike: Where'd it go? We can talk about this. Dodgeball was the best. Ready for decon. You can't just-, (As George staggers to his feet, Charlie spots a sock stuck to his chest. (uses an air horn, waking up Sulley), (In the living room, Sulley drops to the floor for push-ups.
Monsters, Inc. (Western Animation) - TV Tropes The region lit up by the laugh's power radiates outwards from Mike and Sulley's window. He's thinking of a place to hide. I was just (Sulley reaches towards Boo. Too conspicuous. Sulley shrugs and shuts the door. (They head onto a nearby beach house. Bye, Sulley! Mike: Hey, hey, that's it! Mike : Look, it's not that I don't care about the kid. Sulley and Mike cover their ears. Randall's assistant Fungus scratches his head.). Mike: Hey, what's the matter? Charlie: (to Mike) George and I are like brothers. Sulley makes his way to the end of the hall. Scaring isn't enough anymore! Randall prepares to push Sulley off for the last time.) A very late reply, I know, but you didn't misremember. Fight that plaque! ), (Boo gives Sulley a big hug and Sulley hugs her back. Sulley quietly walks out of the room, shutting the door behind him. Waternoose clambers after them, closing in.). ), All Monster Performers: And so we put that kid back where she came from, as she helped us to find a better tomorrow today! (Behind the geeks, Boo climbs out of the garbage. No, no, I can't Sir, sir, you have to listen to me. , (1995 CG Walt Disney Pictures logo appears. So help me! Good morning! CaptFalconFTW 3 yr. ago (Roz and the CDA Agents exit. Mike: Could we get a little more wax on the floor, please? I know, I know, I still need to get the cast names in there and I'll be eternally tweaking it, so if you have any corrections, feel free to drop me a line. Randall: No, no, wait! And, uh, how's Georgie doing? (Boo continues to wail. Mike: Not you! Attaboy. She immediately runs towards Sulley on the stage.). Fungus: There must be something wrong with the scream intake valve. Roz: (sternly) Wazowski! Roz: Your stunned silence is very reassuring. Sulley peers out from under the desk. Oh, boy, how do I explain this? Ha-ha! Mike: Good morning, Roz, my succulent little garden snail. Too bad he was in on the whole thing! She giggles, then scampers off to hide behind another stalls. I'll give you five minutes. Claws' assistant: She wasn't scared of you? ), (Boo waves bye-bye to Mike as she turns back to Sulley. The door! (whispering to Mike) You have her card key, right? Roz: Well, isn't that nice? - Hey, look! Here we are. Boo peeks out from under the bed. Hey, I look good in a suit. He turns to see). I know you can do this. Sulley: Look, don't panic. The singing stops. Randall disappears. Hello. Yeah uh Boo (Boo hands him a teddy bear, Jessie, the Luxo Jr. ball, and Nemo. Sulley tries to get away, but Boo grabs his tail. A single touch could kill you! (Boo scampers up to Sulley. It can happen.
Monsters, Inc./Transcript | Moviepedia | Fandom Announcer: (v.o.) (Ted answers. ), (Randall straps Boo into the scream extractor chair. Randall: Word on the street is the kid's been traced back to this factory. Wait. Get the picture? It ain't easy being banished. (laughs) Hey, Boo, just kidding. They look up to see a giant monster! (Needleman hits the camera and on a tilted angle, we see some monsters running out of the Scare Floor, followed by a rolling scare canister.). ), (A dilapidated trailer sits swamp-side. ), Pupil 2: I won't go in a kid's room! (Mike jumps gracefully into the air and does a flip, landing crotch first on top of the metal door track. Mary sees him through the crack in the door and whimpers. (His hands are covered with splinters and band-aids.)
Monsters, Inc. (2001) - Trivia - IMDb Everything goes back to normal. Make her laugh again. (She falls over. ), (Boo laughs hysterically at Mike's pain. (Sulley looks down at Mary who is wiggling and mumbling. Sulley: (yelling up to Rex from "Toy Story") Hey, Ted!
Monsters Inc. Script - Dialogue Transcript - Script-O-Rama Mike: One-eighteen. (Mike puts the giant bowl -- his contact lens -- into his eye. Mike: Are you out of your (screams) miiiiiiiiiiind?!!!!!
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