Ron Burgundy Custom and user added quotes with pictures. Do me on it! While watching Lifetimes A Deadly Adoption the other night, I couldnt help but think, that escalated quickly. The first few games that we played against some of the teams, the young guys, you know, want a stick sign or photo sign, and I think that they respect what I have achieved throughout my career. Veronica Corningstone: Excuse me.Ron Burgundy: Excuse me, Ms. Corningstone, what are you doing?Veronica Corningstone: I need this machine so I can watch a tape for a story, Ron.Ron Burgundy: Well, I'm using the tape. She appeared to be a threat to Ron Burgundy at first, but then the two made sweet, sweet love. You have broken my heart. Mr. Burgundy, you have a *massive* erection. No, there's no way that's correct. It's the pleats. Brian Fantana:Hey, youre making me look stupid. No, Brick. : | Of course, Veronica wins the argument by telling Ron that he has "bad hair." This sets off an atomic bomb mushroom cloud in his eyes that leads him to physically attack her. Agree to disagree. Brick Tamland : Ron Burgundy: Well, I could be wrong, but I believe diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era. Why Veronica Corningstone From Anchorman Looks So Familiar. I know that one day Veronica and I are gonna to get married on top of a mountain, and there's going to be flutes playing and trombones and flowers and garlands of fresh herbs. News Station Employee When Rons dog Baxter is thrown over a bridge by an angry biker played by Jack Black, he goes to a phone box to call Brian and says: Wandering the streets of San Diego, thirsty and hungover he laments choosing milk to quench his thirst: Its so damn hot! You are a big fat joke.Ron Burgundy: I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. Ron Burgundy Veronica Corningstone: If you touch Ron, I will burn your face with a curling iron. Excuse me, Veronica? Do me on it. Buena Vista Pictures/YouTube, Warner Bros./Amazon. Too many people died last year, so were not gonna. I'm not a baby, I am a man. You're just a. : : [Excited] Veronica Corningstone : Ron Burgundy: Last time I looked in the dictionary, my name's Ron Burgundy. : Veronica Corningstone I miss being *near* you. : It stings the nostrils. concept. No, that's - that's what it means. Veronica Corningstone This was an age when only men were allowed to read the news. Never ceases to amaze me. In a good way Brian, Im gonna be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline.. I did over a thousand Just watch out for the guns, theyll getcha.. Really. Ron Burgundy But Anchorman was the first to dedicate an entire scene to characters discussing the absurdity of what was happening to them. Ron Burgundy Oh, Miss Corningstone. Amy appears in just two episodes ("The One with Rachel's Other Sister" and "The One Where Rachel's Sister Babysits"), but her character is every bit as memorable as any other family member in the series. I'm sorry. I don't have any legs, Ron. Holding a grudge is a sign of immaturity. Ron Burgundy [horrified] "Veronica had a very funny joke today." I laughed at it later that night. Brick Tamland Ron Burgundy Applegate's first appearance on the show earned her a Primetime Emmy Award forOutstanding Guest Actress in a Comedy Series, while her second appearance earned her a nomination (via IMDb). His name was Ron Burgundy. Veronica Corningstone | This line is in lieu of a meet cute moment. : Following Anchormans release in 2004, the hit comedy directed by Adam McKay became one of the most quoted films in history, with Ron Burgundys (Will Ferrell) hilarious quips providing a one-liner for every occasion. Excuse me? Veronica Corningstone : I will have you know that I have more talent and more intelligence in my little finger than you do in your entire body, sir. Ron Burgundy: Wait, Veronica, please tell me this is some kind of sick tasteless joke.Veronica Corningstone: You weren't here. : Ron Burgundy: Everyone just relax, all right? I don't know if you heard me counting. We are through. Oh. Ron Burgundy Ron Burgundy: Meow! I'll be honest, I don't think anyone knows what it means anymore. Unfortunately, things take a sudden turn when the kids realize the money their mother left them was disposed of along with their nanny's body. Hold on. Look over here. You have broken my heart. I'm sorry. 60% of the time, it works every time. She is also the main protagonist of Wake Up Ron Burgundy. The 71 Best Anchorman Quotes With Will Ferrell, Christina Applegate, Paul Rudd, Steve Carell. : Ian Dialogues from "Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy - Theiapolis [laugh's playfully and pulls on Ron's sleeve]Champ Kind: I miss your scent. Veronica Corningstone It also introduces us to the idea that this is the opposite of every romantic comedy youve ever seen. 60% of the time, it works every time. The screenplay by Adam McKay and Will Ferrell is one of the finest, tightest, funniest, best-constructed comedy scripts ever written. Personality Veronica is tough, intelligent, and cunning. : I'm showing Jeffrey here my Emmy tape. And I'm Ron Burgundy. AUDREY! As the series lead, Applegate's relatable and awkward character was perpetually locked in a will-they-won't-they with her charismatic and swoon-worthy neighbor Diego (Bruno Campos), whose appeal was rivaled only by the attempts of Jesse's ex-husband to win her back. Ron Burgundy I dont know if you heard me counting. Tuesday's arms and back. No, no. Now, I am gonna go on, and if you want to try and stop me, bring it on. "Applegate is surprisingly charming," he wrote, "but her show, despite being from the 'Friends' team, is a scoop of vanilla." Get back to work everyone! : I met her in the bathroom of a K-Mart and we made out for hours. Nothing to look at! Brian Fantana: Don't get me wrong, I love the ladies. - Veronica Corningstone Anchorman 2 Likes Oh Ron, there are literally thousands of other men that I should be with instead, but I am 72 percent sure that I love you. Announcer: Youre watching Channel 4 News with five-time Emmy award-winning anchor Ron Burgundy and Tits McGee. Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina. Did you throw a trident?Brick Tamland: Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident.Ron Burgundy: Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. Veronica Corningstone Veronica Corningstone A smile is a sign of joy, a hug is a sign of love, a laugh is a sign of happiness and a friend like me well that's a sign of good taste. Baxter! Oh." Brian Fantana: "That's the smell of desire my lady." Veronica Corningstone: "God no, it smells like, like a used diaper. Blending traditional rom-com tropes with surrealist sketch comedy and a healthy dose of parody and spoof, "Anchorman" was a major hit with audiences (via Rotten Tomatoes), not least of all because its cast, which included Christina Applegate the veteran comedic actor behind the polyester-happy Corningstone. I told you that I wanted to be an anchor. : Hell, I need you. Okay, before we start, lets go over the ground rules. I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. You're a member of the Channel Four News Team.Ron Burgundy: That's a given.Champ Kind: We need you. Okay, many simple reasons: quote galore! If, for some reason, you're having trouble remembering where you first inevitably fell in love with this familiar-faced performer, here's a detailed rundown of all the projects in which you're most likely to have seen her. Why did you do that? Veronica Corningstone Ron Burgundy:[to Veronica Corningstone after they go off the air] You're a real hooker. Garth Holliday. : No. Discover and share Veronica Corningstone Sign Off Quotes. Ron Burgundy: [doing vocal warm-ups] The human torch was denied a bank loanThe arsonist has oddly shaped feet Ron Burgundy: I love scotch. Oh, Ron, there are literally thousands of men that I should be with instead, but I am 72 percent sure that I love you. Ron Burgundy Veronica is really hot, with a nice heiny. RELATED: Anchorman's Original Plot Included Plane Crashes & Orangutans, He breaks down in the street, starts crying out in anguish, and calls Brian from a phone booth in hysterics. Release Dates -Veronica Corningstone Anchorman 1 Likes I will have you know that I have more talent and more intelligence in my little finger than you do in your entire body, sir. From there, with only a handful of seasons of the widely-watched sitcom under her belt, the actor was cast in a feature film that would eventually become a 90s cult classic. Brick Tamland:Whered you get your clothes from the toilet store? Oh. 1001 1002 1003 Veronica Corningstone Ron Burgundy: And I'm Ron Burgundy. 6. Really. : Every station, it's the same. 18. Company Credits Oh, I can barely lift my right arm 'cause I did so many. Brick Tamland. Well, the truth is, I don't really have a choice. Veronica Corningstone Quotes Movie Ron Burgundy Quotes Co Worker Funny Relationship Quotes Anchor Quotes Anchorman Quotes Funny Sunday Quotes And Sayings Funny Anchorman Quotes Most Hilarious Quotes . I did over a thousand. Who could forget the time when, as the local news' "weather bunny" Applegate's first turn as an anchorwoman Kelly proclaimed that there were "strom clods" moving in over "chick-a-go" (via YouTube)? Veronica Corningstone Veronica Corningstone Quotes. QuotesGram : [insulted] [while coughing] I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal. That's the smell of desire my lady. : : Veronica Corningstone Quotes - Movie Fanatic Ron Burgundy:Sweet Lincoln's mullet! Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder. Ron Burgundy. Brian?Brian Fantana: Panda Watch. I am very professional.Veronica Corningstone: Mr. Burgundy, you are acting like a baby.Ron Burgundy: I'm not a baby, I am a man. Ed Harken Discover and share Veronica Corningstone Funny Quotes. This is one of those great lines from Anchorman that dont make a word of sense, but you can kind of see where theyre coming from. In one scene, she carries on a lengthy conversation with Diaz's character while a bathroom full of women admire her breast implants in an aggressively tactile manner. Previously, he wrote for Taste of Cinema, Comic Book Resources, and BabbleTop. You have broken my heart. Veronica Corningstone : The comeback is a great way of getting a punchline into the dialogue the insult is the setup and the comeback is the punchline. Ron Burgundy Milk was a bad choice. Somehow, we can all relate to how he feels in that moment. Veronica Corningstone Veronica Corningstone Funny Quotes. QuotesGram Ron Burgundy Really.Ron Burgundy: Agree to disagree. Quite a drink order. Through! I said your hair looks stupid. Veronica Corningstone Ron Burgundy: Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whales vagina. 20 Anchorman QuotesDon't Act Like You're Not Impressed. [to the Panda]Brian Fantana: Hey, you're making me look stupid. Oh, I should have known. : [while both characters are riding on horses through a cartoon Pleasure Town], [riding unicorns through cartoon Pleasure Town]. : Im a mess without you. Ed Harken I can't believe you *did* this to me! In the 1970s broadcast journalism scene, an anchorman was only as good as his sign-off. When this all gets sorted out, I think you and me should get an apartment together.. Oh, I can barely lift my right arm 'cause I did so many. Brian Fantana: Theyve done studies, you know. 60% of the time, it works every time.. Who typed a question mark on the Teleprompter?