Moby Dick? [She leads MATILDA up onto the platform of her house.] And expensive, $9.25 for a bar of soap? This one was mine. What?! MRS PHELPS walks over to a cart of books, blowing her nose into a handkerchief. Lavender: No. What've we done to deserve a child like you? . . MISS HONEY One for each and every one of you! ], MISS TRUNCHBULL . MATILDA holds out her hand to her father. You useless, used-car-salesman scum! She had written everything down: Every tea bag, every electricity bill, every tin of beans. This is my house. She did manage to live long enough to have their child, but the effort was too This boy, Bruce Bogtrotter, is none other than a vicious sneak thief! Agatha Trunchbull: . On occasion, parents take the opposite tack and show no interest in their children. But the fact remained that any five-year-old girl in any family was always obliged to do as she was told, however asinine the orders might be. We'll be R - E - V - O - L - T - I - N - G. Except for the ones at the ends of her little fingers. Zinnia Wormwood: We were just getting started! Fantastico! That was interesting. . << I'm afraid they did. It is 2L84U. And one day, when he leaves hospital, he will still be stupid, but not so rude, I think. MISS TRUNCHBULL You're a disgusting criminal, aren't you? Agatha Trunchbull: google_color_bg="EDC7C2"; The heavy things you have to haul Harry Wormwood: . Cor, she sounds smelly. MISS HONEY It is said that we humans use only a tiny portion of our brains. When this gets unbearable, she plays one of her tricks. Instant PDF downloads. Like the sound of a page being turned in a book. Matilda [She takes an inhaler from HORTENSIA and throws it into the wings.] matilda monologue and then things got worse But why? Come on, move you piece of junkyard fodder! [to his partner] If enough of us are wrong, Where is my jug of water? I didn't want to upset you.Please, daddy, don't cry. Backwards. . I'm going to go down to that library and tell that old bag that you're never to be let in again. "For luck, my love ". I will be brave enough to fight the creatures biovia discovery studio for mac; pauma valley country club menu; what does el mencho mean; MICHAEL steps forward, and after some consideration, plucks a note on his ukulele. Oh dear. MISS TRUNCHBULL Wormwood is a stupid man. . Or - or say you were sued for selling a faulty car. But Miss Honey, you can't live in a shed! [to Zinnia] /Size 33 NIGEL There is the sound of something dropping into her glass. Matilda Script I will be brave enough to fight the creatures "Don't let them steal your horses. Are you enjoying school? MRS PHELPS It's moving! . And when I grow up, MISS HONEY enters holding a stack of books tied together. About how when I say, say, "red" . MATILDA AUDITION MONOLOGUES - Truckee Community . There, now [audience member's name] will learn from that. Just so you all know, she's my best friend. Cake. she said, kissing him with the gentlest of kisses. And if it's not right, I thought it was because her mind was being challenged, but she said it was because she no longer had a need for superpowers. I? No, we can't! . The moment the specially-designed dress was set alight, the acrobat swung into the air. not all stories have happy endings. Who the Dickens is Charles Dickens? 1 Min. [after listing prices of cars bought and sold]. Mrs. There is a sound of a heavy door closing, and the gates of the school cast a shadow on the CHILDREN. The chalk starts writing as the CHILDREN read the words from the board. Zinnia Wormwood: But this noise becomes anger, CHILDREN I did it to every single car! /Height 180 No! Matilda: 10 Moments That Are Funny Now But Scared Us As Story 1: Once Upon a Time? Lyrics MRS PHELPS If you can't handle the little brat, I'LL LOCK HER IN THE CHOKEY! Get the hell outta here! /L 61707 There's another crime in the making, your car is about to run a stop sign. CHILDREN As she turns around, you can see that there is a newt on the back of her leg. And I will wake up [realizes the Trunchbull is Miss Honey's aunt], [Matilda and Miss Honey walk past the Trunchbull's house]. Agatha Trunchbull: You're better off raising tomatoes. Matilda/Transcript | Sony Pictures Entertaiment Wiki | Fandom AAAHH! COMPANY Harry Wormwood: MRS PHELPS exits, pushing a cart of books. Reading all the books like a stinky little worm. A . Whooo-a! Slowly, very slowly, the Acrobat wrapped her shiny white scarf around her husband's neck. MRS PHELPS Miss Honey is far too soft and peachy to be good at anything. I am here, little girl. He'd call me bumblebee. I am a winner. He was very kind. MATILDA And I won't care When we can sit comfortably, . . 0000060372 00000 n Webmatilda monologue and then things got worse matilda monologue and then things got worse . Some double-time discipline . Amanda Thripp: Wow! But the girl's aunt was a mean person, who treated the girl very badly. It's the newt! MATILDA and ESCAPOLOGIST And the 4th cost $1,100. <>>> Quite the reverse. MISS HONEYIt isn't much, but it is enough for me. My beautiful legs? I've been telling a story, and I thought I was making it up, but it's real! There's nothing you can get from a book that you can't get from a television faster. I think we all better go home while we still can. [Jenny enters Ms. Trunchbull's office and almost get struck by a dart]. Dearest pie, how old is Matilda? I sold it for $999. All grown-ups get scared, just like children. But that day, the escapologist happened to come home early. And do you tell them stories like you tell me? Come now, maggots. 7 0 obj . MATILDA And so I pick it up and . Ladies and gentlemen! The great escapologist had to escape from the cage, lean out, catch his wife with one hand, grab a fire extinguisher with the other, and put out the flames on her specially-designed dress within twelve seconds before they reached the dynamite and blew his wife's head off! Then get out of town. 0000043931 00000 n This door helps to keep the cold at bay. Amanda Thripp: Being very small and very young, the only power Matilda had over anyone in her family was brain-power. Maybe it was nerves. Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore. The stinking maggot rears his head! If you cooperate, we'll make sure it's a nice orphanage. Agatha Trunchbull: gemini man and capricorn woman reviews. Yes, boy! And as for Miss Trunchbull, she was never seen again. MISS TRUNCHBULL climbs down the ladder and into the wings with a flourish. MATILDA Michael: Did he really do that? The escapologist used just a touch too much foam, and suddenly their hands became slippy and she fell. Matilda Script Flashcards | Quizlet 0000031353 00000 n MR WORMWOOD throws down the suitcase. On the way back, I find a newt. Hes a small, ratty man, Its cheating., No one ever got rich being honest, the father said. Look, I don't have time for all these legalities! But I'm trying to say . nothing to fear. I run into the workshop. . Tell them she did it! MISS TRUNCHBULL takes LAVENDER by the wrist and drags her down the stairs off the stage. The "miss, I need a tissue" Mrs. Wormwood: I'll tell ya, six hours a day of school IS NOT enough. 0000060203 00000 n Miss Honey: And it is quiet. MATILDA takes SERGEI by the hand and pulls him to the side. But now I'm really, really smart, very very smart. Me, of course. Can you see? She always had to stay alone on weekday afternoons, and whenever she was told to shut up, she had to shut up. [asked to sign Matilda's adoption papers]. So . Sometimes you have to be a little bit . WebMr. /Type /Page . She doesnt encourage reading books. Love our girl with everything. Smells chocolatey, eh? The ESCAPOLOGIST carries MATILDA to her bed and brings up the sheet. MISS TRUNCHBULL stands on a desk, which rises into the air. One way or another, though, every human being is unique, for better or for worse. When you're grown up. In the compostin'. And it was the most scrumptious cake in the entire world. She . Lissy Doll, I called her. Oh, I've your stories Matilda. MATILDA I'll be watching you, each and every one. At night, the escapologist's daughter cried herself to sleep, alone in her room. We'll be revolting children Oh, now, let me see. And my father was . MRS PHELPS walks over to a cart of books, blowing her nose into a handkerchief. Matilda is the smallest and weakest person in her house, so she has to obey her parents even when they are wrong. MISS HONEY comes up the stairs by the side of the stage and sits down on a swing. MISS TRUNCHBULL staggers over to the chain pull and pulls it. The bigger the telly, the smarter the man. Matilda turns around and carrot is facing her. . You're a liar and a scoundrel, and your father's a liar and a cheat, one of the most corrupt lowlifes in the history of civilization! We sing revolting songs, As MISS TRUNCHBULL sings, each of the CHILDREN jump onto the trampoline, land on the platform, and fall onto the mattress. Who can fold paper hats with his mind. /E 61133 MISS HONEY You'll be able to access your notes and highlights, make requests, and get updates on new titles. Julius Rottwinkles M&Ms It is the odour of rebellion. The stench of revolt, A whole array of Chokeys! . Instant downloads of all 1725 LitChart PDFs For being a smart aleck! MATILDA and ACROBAT'S SISTER [off stage] This is my house. MATILDA Agatha Trunchbull: All the henchmen raise their weapons at MR WORMWOOD, who is cowering on the floor. [TV Version] Now sit up and look at the TV. [She goes down the line of CHILDREN.] MISS TRUNCHBULL Trunchbull: Let's get out of here before they change their minds! MATILDA stands on one block of the stage, which slowly rises. It isn't much, but it is enough for me. WebMATILDA She broke every bone in her body. MISS TRUNCHBULL Most parents think their children are the most beautiful things alive. 1 0 obj You slithered like a serpent into the school kitchen and ate MY PERSONAL SNACK! Psst! Wipe away your tears, little girl. NIGEL She's simply spelling a word! BRUCE, who has until this point been silent, stands on his desk and takes out a microphone. And the heat and the shouting Common Russian Joke, when asked to sum up their country's history. This sickening stench away! 0000060940 00000 n Miss Honey: A hack-fraud's BULLSHIT paper, claiming that a handful of parents know better than ALL doctors, so he could SELL an alternative, competing vaccine that he patented, which he thought he was gonna make MILLIONS selling! Take out your hockey stick and use it as a sword! MATILDA And I will go to bed late every night. Once we've "exercised" these demons, MATILDA She jumps into her characteristic pose, fists poised on her hips, head tilted high and to the right. Is he . Miss Honey, is this your father's scarf? . It doesn't mean that everything is written for me. Michael chokes the carrot, while putting baby Matilda in the sink to rinse away spinach, Miss Honey briefly nods yes as she leaves to rescue Matilda from the Chokey, Harry walks down to the kitchen, unaware that his hair has just turned an unhealthy platinum blonde, Michael's mouth drops open in shock upon seeing Harry's hair, walks into the dining room and looks in the mirror, throwing marshmallows as Matilda was grabbing the book that was thrown, the Trunchbull's car, sold to her by Harry Wormwood, has broken down, forcing her to haul it all the way back to her house, Matilda and Miss Honey arrive at Miss Honey's cottage, realizes the Trunchbull is Miss Honey's aunt, Matilda and Miss Honey walk past the Trunchbull's house, as the TV explodes, due to Matilda's powers, looks at Miss Honey and warning the children they were watching us, after smashing the entire cake platter over Bruce Bogtrotter's head, causing the children to stop cheering. [She trails off.] . MISS TRUNCHBULL I am, of course, talking about reading books. It's the female minor. We'll wait until she's gone, then we'll go get your doll. We're leaving forever and we're never coming back. Ha, ha, ha, ha Harry Wormwood: The first car your brilliant father sold cost $320. The words they are forming It would me my word against hers! There's only one man I do that with! ERIC We are revolting children, Discipline. "Love our little girl," she said. Any moron can see that. But he is also very, very, very . Persistently resisting %%EOF About a hundred miles., But thats dishonest, daddy, Matilda said. MISS TRUNCHBULL Agatha Trunchbull: I think they do it deliberately, just to annoy me. . to introduce herself and when Matilda shares her last name, the Trunchbull starts ranting about, As usual, the Wormwood house is empty. /Prev 61511 startxref I've got those books we spoke about, so you can just sit and read . /BitsPerComponent 8 That's all. She did him in! . All CHILDREN, except BRUCE, stand on their desk and start shouting. For those idiots out there who don't know how to play, here's how it goes. MISS TRUNCHBULL MRS WORMWOOD It's discipline, discipline . Matilda: You have brats yourself? [reciting the words as Matilda magically writes them on the blackboard] It's heading north! (When I grow up, when I grow up) I'm not paying it. The peace and the quiet. And that's not right! MATILDA Cut out that whispering. And I have character! Mr. Wormwood: MISS HONEY She then takes up a position sitting on the mattress. Bruce Bogtrotter: Aarrrh! [Harry takes his first look at Matilda, grunts, and leaves]. I sold it for $2,269. Matilda: And I . Instead he said, "When a person is bad", and thereby introduced a revolutionary idea: that children could punish their parents. Great, big, nasty-faced apes. MRS PHELPS and suddenly, the flames are covered in foam before they can both be blown to pieces. /N 1 MISS HONEY [as the TV explodes, due to Matilda's powers] -Graham S. The timeline below shows where the character Mr. Wormwood appears in. Are you being smart with me? I'm never wrong! Even the squitiest, pitiest mess FBI Agent Bob: Don't cry. Agatha Trunchbull: No! Never again . Please don't cry. They'd never believe she was capable of murder! She even produced a document to say that my father had given her his entire house. Filthy! It was a programme about badgers. Complete your free account to request a guide. . CHILDREN* Not on my watch! I cannot say. All I know, I learnt from telly. MATILDA runs to MISS HONEY. MISS HONEY I'll see you tomorrow. [off to the side] So we got to stay inside the line. "Worse"? As MATILDA narrates, the ESCAPOLOGIST and ACROBAT act out the scene. Teacher Editions with classroom activities for all 1725 titles we cover. MATILDA is standing facing the books, with a collection of books in her hand. I'm gonna sue you, I'm gonna burn down your showroom! Dip face! Just how clever of a fellow I am! Sometimes I would look at her . MATILDA The newt! I will eat sweets every day, Where are the children's books? I didn't do it. For the curtain call, the whole cast, in turns, comes out on their own scooter, wheel around the stage, and take their bows. The library? Some will only be good at making Jell-O salad. Matilda! If you sit around and let them get on top, you I'm telling you, I didn't do it! [picks up two bowls of cereal] One by one, they emerge from under the tablecloth.] The whiff of resistance. MISS HONEY I shall crush you. SERGEI leans down and kisses her three times on the cheeks. >> You think that it's okay I sold it for $7,839 big American boffo's. Nothing will change. Every time the word "telly" is mentioned in the following verses, MICHAEL yells the word along with his father. There is nothing that the Trunchbull can do. . To read? Delicately, she extends the antenna and flips open the lid, then presses a button. Harry Wormwood: So they were your parents! Mrs. C, Mrs. U, Mrs. L-T-Y! As the Wormwoods and Rudolpho sped away into the distance. I have the adoption papers. MISS TRUNCHBULL Harry Wormwood: Happier than she had ever been in her entire life. No! . pathetic! 0000015831 00000 n How dare you. And when he heard the sound of his daughter's tears [She knocks on the door three times.] You are weak. CHILDREN and OLDER KIDS Some of the CHILDREN come on stage to take away the props. Have you ever smelled anything worse than Living in revolting times. These minutes you are frittering MRS PHELPS And I will watch cartoons until my eyes go square. The noise in my head is incredibly loud. 6 0 obj Everyone, gather around. . The original text plus a side-by-side modern translation of. . Ladies and gentlemen! The distance the shotput goes, depends upon the effort that you PUT INTO IT. "Have I been so wrapped up in my grief for my wife that I have forgotten the one thing that matters to us most? But perhaps the truth is . Well. [after Matilda destroys the Wormwoods' TV with her powers] . [pointing her riding crop at Amanda] 0000043637 00000 n I will be tall enough to reach the branches No, stop, stop. But Matilda being able to magically move the chalk and imitate the voice of Miss Honeys dead father is bound to disturb any child.
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